Showing posts with label Comical. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comical. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I loved Fish Fingers

Fish fingers are nice, when you cook them right.

When I was youngy, my mummy used to oven toast them for me, the brand a captain hook “BIRDS EYE” I think. I loved it every time she oven toast it.

But it was quite costly I think, then over a period of time, I didn’t had it.

Until recently, mummy bought another brand, and this was as good as the “BIRD"S EYE!”

And in our new home, mummy stocked up as much boxes because a box had only 10 strips

and I can munch as much as 5 strips a night, by myself let alone THIRAK AK!

So

The other night I first hand oven toast it myself, which I presume was easy, and churn the timer to 15MINS!

Bake bake bake, then I churn another 5 mins to make it more CHRISPY I thought to myself.

Bake bake bake.

Then I got to eat.

HARD LIKE anything, the cod fish inside was good but it wasn’t that crispy feeling at the exterior. it was kinda overcooked.

Funni I thought.

The next night, THIRAK AK oven toast it for me, and we ate.

Gee ....it was much nicer, definitely, so he explained that he toast it for a total 10 mins, when i ask him the difference.

10 MINS? Hahah I was laughing inside . the other night I had it for 20 mins ....

So going forward, he is going to OVEN TOAST the fingers for me, because just last night , when I oven toast another 6 fingers, I set the timing to 10 mins,

But I forget to on the SWITCH!

at the 5min after i turn on the timer

AK: " how come oven no light"
Me: DUNO
AK:" you got on the switch or not"
Me: Oh ya hor.


PS. adeline law have BIRDS EYE over at Australia


I’m Feeling: .....

Be careful what you put into the washing machine

Today’s the storm’s really bad. It got to raining at 5am, around that at our home area and when I woke for work it didn’t stop.

So I was a little wet at the feet when I reached work. It was fine though..

And its starting to storm here again, the sound of the LARGE DROPS OF rain on our tight class window, its scary.

It’s dark when we looked out. Its really a 360degree turn compared to the last few weeks of hot humid weather.

Gee!

When the weekend I was doing the laundry, I threw my first lot of my clothes into the washing machine and has it washed as usual on the Saturday.

When I took it out to hang, micro pieces of TISSUE was all over all the CLOTHES, and I meant ALL OVER every single piece of clothes that I washed. I almost cried out.

Yeah, then I found my snoopy tissue cover in the washing machine with no tissue already inside. DIDNT I CHECKED ALL THE POCKETS in the shorts or something?

So thi rak AK and I tried to rinse one by one the clothing to rid the micro pieces of tissues that had stucked on the clothings, and let it be spined by the washing machine again.

After the 2nd washed, the clothings were still stucked by mirco bits of tissue. So I let them hung dry.

On Sunday, I did all the week’s ironing (which was very fast) and took ¾ day to remove the TISSUE DEBRIS from all ALL MY CLOTHINGS

Bit by bit, using sticky tape to remove the tissuessssss! AND followed by 3M sticky roll!

What could be worst than that?

I nursed my clothings that Sunday for almost 7hours, broke my record,
From 2pm to 9pm.


I’m Feeling: .waste time..

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I went 1 big round in the office

Yesterday when I entered the room, there was New Year goodies, tarts and love letters.

Because Irene and Esther loved to filled us with cookies food, I thought was either of them.
During lunch I even asked Susan who supplied the New Year goodies, we thought and think, and decided it was Irene.

“Maybe she came in the morning.,, nah she’s on medical leave””

“Maybe last night she left on the shelve for us…”


So by the noon time, as usual, I was hungry and grab from the shelve the tarts to munch.

Before I started the tarts, I thought to write a thank you email to Esther and Irene for the goodies.

Because the other 3 girls were in different room with me, So I wrote

“Thanks for the new year goodies in our room… “ I wrote quietly.

And the next moment seated on the opposite of me,
QUEK said “oh I brought the tarts and love letters for you all to eat…”

unexpected



I’m Feeling: sotong

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Chinese way speaking...of English

How do you pronounce

Cordon Bleu.

Pronounce correct way – GOR-DENBLUR…blur as a soft tone

Last evening at the dinner auction with darling AK uncle steven aunty kim parents, the old man at the stage was trying to auction out the GOR-DEN – BLUR but

Either it was on purpose or
He used to pronounce it like that

COooooooo (with a drag of Oooooosss)

CooooooOOooooo- de – bue…..

“”” CooooooOOooooo- de – bue….二 百 …. » » » ’’
“”” CooooooOOooooo- de – bue….三 百 …. » » ’’


Every time the Cor-don blur was for auction, we heard the

CooooooOOooooo- de – bue

Gagag !

Chi-vas is pronounce SHH-VAS – for auction the chinese shouted "Chee – Ba ...Chee Ba "

“””” Chee – Ba “”“””” Chee – Ba ….二 百, ….二 百 “”

Hilarious.

Martell is pronounce MAR-TELLL - chinese say....

""" MAR- TEH … ""

“”””MAR- TEH … “”“”””MAR- TEH …….二 百, ….二 百 “”



I’m Feeling: coffeeshop talk

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Everything breaks down on me

uneventful events these dayss …

1. the washing machine broke down on me. The motor started churning in its own most loud sound, orh orh ORH ORH! With an awful burned smell!
Then the water in the machine got suck right into the wash of my bed sheets.

How much effort we tried to get the machine going, it went dead.
Darling ak had to bring the sheets out and after handwashing it, we hand squeezed the large bed sheets with our strength. MUCH effort.

2. on the night after we came home from 156, the room filtration air purifier collapse and all water filled half the room.

The motor went ORH ORH ORH and a burned smell emitted from the damage motor.

We spent the night mopping the room floor.

3. At Bishan after my facial, Yeng me n darling AK went for dinner. I was super craving for good char kway tiao. “the other side better” mary told us.

So we went to other coffeeshop.

Char Kway tiao was tasteless and awful. The worst I had I think.

4. We took the train back to Yishun with darling AK on a single ticket trip.

The machine went dead on the refund and pushed a receipt to collect the deposit at the counter.

S$1 refund.

At the counter, I had to register my name ic and reason. Wasn’t it the machine’s fault? Why should I register my NAME and IC easily to people? When the machine was able to refund the single trip ticket, why didn’t the machine ask for our name and IC?

Worst was the Machine churned a receipt ticket to collect the S$1.

Isn’t this prove of refund already.

I shouted at AK “” LIKE AS IF WE ARE COLLECTING S$100 like that””” skali the SMRT staff heard and tried to explain that they needed proof for the S$1 refund.

“” It’s the machine fault not ours,…. “ we told him.

How can we easily give our particulars to public? And it wasted much time for something not our problem.



I’m Feeling: problematic

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Buying the wrong Thumbdrive

And I went to see Karen in just before luncheon,
About the irritating cough-fy, and the Si-Bay-swollen THROAT, so Karen said!

Vitamin C can partially help in the swollen throat too.
I Didn’t know that. So I took a packet of Vc tablets to take with other drowsy medication to go.

PS - thanks MeiJin for the get-well note... gagagagaga SHE SO SWWWWEEEET!

And then I’m quite satisfied after seeing the doctor.


HELP!
Then I need help on this –

Yesterday I bought a TOSHIBA thumbdrive, my life, at CARREFOUR , the staff all screaming and shouting at the CHEAP 8GB thumbdrive,

I grabbed one because Daddy was wanting to have one so i thought i get one for him...
And went to the cashier @S$21!

Happily

I plug into the USB and the PC went

Installation completed and ready to use~

Normally, there would be a new drive to copy your stuff into the thumbdrive.

THIS ONE HAS NONE!

I checked, racksack the PC inside out, where is the drive for thumbdrive, its not coming out.
Yet its blinking and says ready to use. NO DRIVE FOLDER for the thumbdrive to be seen.

Then I read the cover of the thumbdrive.

TOSHIBA HDD thumbdrive without driver.

Means what? what does it mean?
How to use?
HOW TO USE!?


HELP!

PS - do you notice when you take cough syrup, you fart alot?

Furthur update!

PSS – then my mother just called me …2pm….
“girl I saw got thumbdriver S$21. 8GB want to buy?…”


me went :” ok buy buy, because yesterday buy one duno how to use…”””

mummy” its TOSHIBA one”””

” DUN BUY!””””




I’m Feeling: laugh at me, pls help me


Thursday, February 19, 2009

Can u remember this story??

I was watching the american idol last night and wondered about the courage of the contestants.

Then I remembered back in secondary school, (can’t remember the source of the story), either I heard from my tuition teacher or in some news but I know it happened in Singapore Examinations.

There was the essay examination and one of the given topics was

“Talk about courage”

And this particular Student chose this topic.

What the student wrote in his/her essay paper was these 6 words, JUST THESE SENTENCE!

“This is what I call courage.”

In perfect English, no grammer mistakes and spelling mistakes and the student submitted in!
Just 6 words

If I am not wrong, it was one of the ‘O’ level examinations, because it took about a few teachers to grade this student. After a few discussion....
they decided to pass the student, despite of not reaching the number of words mark!

Was it you?
Dont try it. Its not always the teachers are so ticked!





I’m Feeling: haha


Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dumber me for a hazy day

To those allergic to the dust and haze, here’s cheers to Singapore.
I didn’t realize the hazy hazy Singapore until this morning.
When I woke up and my throat was weak and dry and painful,
I thought it was weird.

Again.

Worst, I think and thunk, I didn’t have any harmful for the throat last evening, so
Nothing.
Just we had sat at 156 for a while with no breeze, that might help the worsen.

Gaga
To make matters worst,

Stupidly, I walked outdoor today above the tunnel to workplace.
Then after finished the morning marathon, I reached the office then I realized.
That I am breathing more haze!

Dumb


Singapore Haze





I’m Feeling: dumb and dumber


Friday, January 09, 2009

i send SMS to Yeng


I can’t help it!
I think and thunk and thought and its ticking my stomach so badly thinking of an incident..months ago

Darling AK and I were at the wedding and we knew we were running late, so asked me to send a sms to Yeng to tell her to meet later at Sabai.
So I did
And

Waited

And waited

And

Waited

But no reply


So I told AK no reply from her.
Then AK called her personally to push the time later.
Settled.

After the disco night, we wanted yeng to sms us when she’s home.
She did
And I replied and waited for her next reply

Waited

And

Waited

And

Waited till we slept

Next morning no reply.

Then I fiddle my phone
And saw
The amazing thing

All the SMS I sent to her
Was still in my draft..

i didn’t send any out yet….





I’m Feeling: tsk tsk

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

AK got a Fright!

And then because the movie was in the late evening, we settled our dinner at the coffeeshop near the theatre.

just like not enough, we tabao 10 more duck wings, for supper, not intending to go 156.

We had our supper at 12am, maken hotter by the AK, after our nap blurish! it was too much to handle, but the WINGS are so soft, the sauce is just right, i think i can have it everyday! yummy!

Then I remembered, back to the movie, in that tense moments, of errie and ghostly movie, a lady a seat behind us walked past to the loo!

The AK was so indulge in the movie, didn’t notice the lady, it just so happen the lady was standing right behind the AK’s seat and the AK just had to that moment bend his head backwards!
Did he had a fright!



I’m Feeling: Greedy

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Our Naked Eyes

Ever tried to locate and find something with your eyes and how many times you went through the same area, you just can’t see it!
I just did.
I was looking for my large stapler and turned my head to the left table and to the right table twice each and still couldn’t see my stapler.

I rolled my seat backwards reverse mode and take another look in a wide glance at the right and left and center table and it was just right in front of me!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Me at Traffic light

I must have hit it again! I was at the traffic light waiting to get across to the train station when someone behind went which I thought I heard …. Loud and yet I thought I heard,…”” serena serena””””….

Then I turned around, right behind me this young Indian lady… screaming..””SIGNAL ….SIGNAL…” and she have hysterics laughter that sounds not-normal…

She was talking to the traffic light!

Wow liew, quickly I tried to move away from her incase she went bokers and I was her the victim…

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Wake Up

its over loaded over at work,. meanwhile I managed to catch up myself with the coffeeshop156 last evening after our sleep at 12am.
Imagine,.
we drank until almost 6am, when all the stalls have began to be ready for the day!

during the dwelling in the 156 in the wee hours, the Indian 24 hours stall assistant had used the table as a head rest and fallen asleep so when the Ak and me passed by to the toilet,

AK shouted cheeky :" Wake UP!"..

and i giggly went into the cubicle to pee..

then i recalled the few times me and the Joyce did that , exactly the same , :WAKE UP!"" and panicky walked away quickly, during our wee hours outing!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Blood type group

The blood type group

we went during lunch hour and CY in her kindness, helped me to ask the assistant remedy and type of supplements for my cellulite orange fats that I had accumulated in my external WHOLE BODY!

She recommended many many apart from the normal water retention supplements that I have always been taking. slowly, slowly throught her recommendation, the assistant brought more and more bottles and i readily took and placed on the cashier table!

So happy! So 4 bottles.

Then the rest of my colleagues collected more and more bottles and filled the cashier tables with more bottles including mine…

Check what type of Food is for your BLOOD type !


“How much one bottle ah..?” I asked lor…

“S$89””””!’””

Then I walked one round, and removed 2 bottles from the cashier-almost-filled-table-with-bottles of ours..

Then I thought a lot and stood there and thought and went to the cashier table and casualty removed the remaining 2 more bottles of my stuff… decreasing the total of our total!

In the end I bought my normal supplement…1 bottle in the end!

Neo said go out with me very the pai seh..........

Monday, October 29, 2007

Water Supply!


Back from KL and genting!
The drive up there wasn’t too bad,. But poor driver … it was heartwarming though.
More to post later.

From our return from Genting last night:-
Daddy says have to off the main water supply switch to the house when we left for Malaysia so I remembered that when we reached home and wanting to flush the system, I reminded Daddy to turn on the water supply.

Then before we adjorned for coffeeshop, I told the AK to wait while I took a bathe and after the bathe, I was still wondering if Daddy has turned on the water supply.
Mamma happened to be in the kitchen and I came out of the shower asking her if Daddy has on the water supply.

“ if daddy haven’t turned on the water supply, how did you bath just now? “””


“” _)*@#*(&%^^#%^$#@%&$(&%)*@&#$)%&@)#””””

Sotong!
duno what was i thinking leh!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Sotong Strikes

My excitement has uninternationally blurted out without thinking for a while.

The whole group was on the 2nd floor of Hong Lim hawker and me was telling Agnes that i gona eat the vegetarian food, the normal stall that we used to patronize.
And she said that CY mentioned that the standard of the food has dropped.

So when we reached that stall, and the CY was so far away from us,

I pointed to the stall and scream at the top of my voice to CY and ask her::::

ST: “ CY, you say that the food here not nice liao, is it??? “”””

CY just notted her head and half the group split away from me.

Then I realized I was just in front of the stall shouting away and me too, quickly walked away ………realizing the stall owners might have heard me…
With my colleagues all laughing at me…

It was really really not on purpose!!!!!
______________________________

Then yesterday the AK asked me to play some VCDs shows for him to watch. So after selecting the movie, I open the player and realized that a disc was inside, probably previously didn’t take it out from the player.

Anyhow I inserted the disc for the movie the AK chosen and tried to play. Then I thought I took out the previous disc that was in the player previosuly and tried to search the bed and table. Couldn’t find!!

Then the player wouldn’t play and I told the AK that.

He said the player probably had 2 discs inside. Like I would, I took it for a joke but anyhow, open the player to verify and it had 2 discs inside!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

King of the Coffesshop


And then when you sat long enough as in months years in a particular same coffeeshop and realized that there are some, whom the day in and out, life is circulated in and around the coffeeshop would loved to take the title “KING” or “QUEEN” of the coffeeshop!


And when that happens it really is funny, sometimes it gets on your nerves just by talking to these “KING”s when in reality, they are just another ordinary person. In another words, badder terms, we named them as “KPO”.

Every little details that goes on the neighbour, every little details of every person in that neighbour, they would try to get hold unto their palms and CLAIM copyright! and say that they know more...............

So we did have one “man” that would loved to have all, all the details at his fingertips… if we have a better information, slightly more in depth than him, he would grow itchy and not sit still! or else he would loved to be seen and hear to be closed to everyone........ esp the CHINA girls....

Just Like yesterday,

when the AK joked about the new stall carrot cake opened by the 2 new china girls saying that he gotten closer and closer to them each day including chatting with them in the morning and helping them improve the carrot cake cooking ,

the “man” growed upset and itchy and interrupted ----

The 'man' said:

“” the 2 girls kept looking at me and whispering things about me… I wonder what is it…. Maybe say that I good in drinking………. Everyday come here and drink leh….”””

He boost in mandarin..

I felt like at the point of moment, take my slippers and throw at him!

Cannot loss one man!

Buay tahan. Si bay FUNNY!


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Little Gossips..

very funny leh

how come i kana accuse for talking bad about a person when i didn't?

this i don't understand, the assumption of some people..
thinking that i am always so free to be so indulge in the person and keep talking bad stuff meh?

I myself not enough time for other stuff liao, still want to be so involved in unneccessary stuff.

I wanna giggle and laugh...

Especially when i didn't even once speak to the others and still kana accusse for gossping about the person.

could have been a mistake, probably misunderstanding, still no smoke without fire yeah..

so just a note of comical-iness, for this case is often and has always happened to the others..

sometimes you keep clear of the others, you kana
you chose to keep quiet, you also kana
you talk, also kana

its hilarious laughable.

i guess its either people like you or dont. if the 8 characters don't match, how nice and good you does, the opposition will find fault with you.

gaga... so its life... and be homorous over it...

cause over the other side,

there are others who loved you anyway...

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Mr Bean Funny Expression




Remember to use facial expressions when talking to people. No facial expression makes you a boring person! Keep Smiling!


Wednesday, October 03, 2007

POSA Card to enter into the train station

The norm thing upon reaching the train gantry is to open the wallet and reach out for the Esi-link card to scan it through before entering into the waiting area and I had my POSB ATM card on hand instead this morning.

Embarrasing…