Saturday, December 29, 2007

The Hicupp at Christmas Eve

Drinking and patronizing in the coffeeshop could land you in nearly-fights too. The Christmas Eve that passed by had a tiny hicuup!

You get to know lots of people just by sitting at the coffeshop and for us, its almost everyday, at night.

The lady SIAO bitch (I called her that) didnt like me in the first place, because of certain reasons and because i SIBAY prettier than her, this RED top BITCH, see her face, in the picture didn’t irriate me until recently.
During the Countdown Christmas Eve, we finally had a KO!



Her history:-
Old SIAO woman with 2 kids. Always drunk after several bottles of beer. Always seen quarrelling with her boyfriend, and flirted MADLY with the ZHI chao Boss, our friend.
AN occasion, she was so FUCK UP , she jio a friend friend of ours to the toilet to FUCK!
And they did!
She is always boasting, shouting loudly that she starting fighting at the age of 13!
We all say – she probably started fucking herself up at the age of 13!
No doubt, she wants to Screw all the men in the coffeeshop, only, too BAD, she is fuck UGLY!
And if you are UGLY, you stay low and not patrol the coffeeshop every night, opening up the golf hole, hoping some idiotic guy would enter!!




SO during our Christmas at the coffeeshop countdown, she one , two , three FUCKING times, came over to our table!

WHY she happen to be there, and the SKIN was so fucking thick SHE JOINed the next table of ours (we had a treat from CHAI!) and started to join the fun!

When Daddy strummed the guitar, she came over in her UGLINESS and started singing and asking Daddy to strum more and more songs.

She was FUCK DRUNK either on drugs or liquor, she couldn’t stand straight, not to mention, she kept banging against my Cousin and Aunty!

ONCE THE BITCH fell to the floor and laid down by herself,. NOBODY, NOONE, stood up not even the other table to help her.

Then she started coming over again to sing and talk.
This time, my voice was raised up and I FUCK her to FUCK back to her own table!
she did!
Then she came back.

She said my father strumming was lousy! AND CONSTANTLY Kept pushing my aunty!

Took my aunty glass, started singing holding OUR glasses.
And she pushes my aunty more and MORE!

I tell you , this time i was ON FURY! i was FEELING worst than a VOLCANO!

I FUCK her and she asked me 1FOR1!

1fOR 1! Maybe she thought happy hour is it? One jug of beer get one free.

Of course I didn’t 1FOR1, I shouted and shouted…. Got her really really mad and she took the glass to throw at me. I think I managed to get the glass she was holding back to the table and shouted to her to FUCK her OWN glass to hit me if she dare!

She shouted at me, I HURL FUCK STUFF at her and she howl back and my father stood up, madly, took his guitar and the AK managed to grab the guitar back before it land at the SIAO bitch.


Everyone stood up, shouting and grabbed the SIAO bitch away from me, (it was so messy then) and the MING was holding me back to stop me from going to her. I was probably SI BAY mad, I kicked the MING that was stopping me to charge at her!

They pulled her to the back of the coffeeshop!
She shouted to get her GANG here and shouted MOLEST because she wanted to run towards me and to have the guys released her.

COME LA!

GUESS what?
Ok the guys released her to let her charge forward.
She stepped 2 steps, She fell

She got up stepped 2 steps, she fell. so DRUNK!

POLICE came, they were behind, trying to get SIAO bitch for statement, she was drunk , lying on the floor. Then SIAO bitch decided to pee, she went to pee, and then stummble back to the policemen and stood in front of the policemen,

Without wearing her panties and shorts!

She was locked up!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD......so juicy!!! i cnanot imagine she stood half naked in front of the policemen?? so malu....so wats the deal now??

U nearly fight w her ... the scene must be chaos. yr dad tried to protect u with his guitar?

lovemysnoopy said...

hemmm yeah, nope my dad was fed up with her irritating our table.

the scene was very chaotic man hahah

lastly, she went bottomless in front of the policemen.. fucking drunk